| Ned:
Bailup! Alright, then...
set the treats on the table and get your hands in the air.
Back away slowly and don't make any fast moves. Just do what
we want and nobody gets hurt, see? |
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Kelly:
Easy on, there Ned! Don't blow our cover so
fast. Last time you did that we landed in gaol!
Don't worry folks. Ned talks
tough but his screech is worse than his bite. |
| Ned:
Don't be a galah, sis! We're the Kelly
Gang and we're ready for anything. Mischief, mayhem,
destruction and chaos! We're fast, we're bad, and we're here
to take over.
We're Bushparrots and we mean
business! |
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Kelly:
Ned, I'm warning you. I want no
part of this. |
| Ned:
I'm ready, I've got my armour on and I'm ready for a life of crime!
Of course I'll always be polite to
the ladies and I'll only bite policemen. |
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Kelly:
Ned! Where'd you get that
helmet!?!? Have you been pilfering things from the State
Library of Victoria again?
Oh... if I can only figure out how to
work this FAX machine, I'll dob you in for sure!
|
| Ned:
Kelly, sometimes you disappoint me. No matter. I'll just
steal a sip of Dad's juice to quench my bushparrot thirst! |
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(sound
effects, metal gate slamming shut)
Kelly: (to
Ned) Now you've done it.
You've landed us both in gaol! (to
you, dear web visitor) Know a
good lawyer?
Ned: Arrr
well, I suppose it has to come to this. Such... is life. |
